Top Ten Reasons President Bush Should NOT be Impeached

10). Ousting Bush & Cheney would be very bad for late-night comedians and political humorists.

9). Bush has another two years and a stockpile of nuclear weapons to win the war in Iraq. Lets give him a chance.

8). Bush’s first two oil companies went belly up, and now his stint at the White House is a flop. I’m afraid if we fire him now it will damage his self-esteem.

7). Removing Bush will only embolden our enemies, especially the French and the Germans.

6). Keeping the president in office is probably the best chance we have of seeing Bush trying to land the Space Shuttle on an aircraft carrier after the administration catches Osama bin Laden.

5). Impeaching Bush now would only help boost his approval rating above 30%. Let’s leave him in there and see how low his popularity can go.

4). Hey, if we impeach Bush does that mean Cheney will become president? Personally, I’d like to keep the misfiring Veep as far away from our nuclear arsenal as possible.

3). So the president started an illegal war based on false premises that has needlessly killed and maimed tens of thousands while destroying America’s image across the world. It’s not as if he had sex with an intern in the Oval Office.

2). Media sauturation of impeachment trial is sure to interfere with my favorite TV programs.

1). Impeaching Bush would be a tacit admission that Al Gore was right all along (Oops, this is no joke).

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