Top Ten Reasons I Still Support President Bush

10). “Pretty tough to remove the free Bush/Cheney bumper stickers I used to wallpaper every room in my house.” -- Ann Coulter

9). “Global Warming is really improving the potency of the medical marijuana crop I’m growing out back.” – Grandmother from California

8). “Bush and Cheney couldn’t track a camel caravan traveling downwind.” – Osama bin Laden

7). "I think he’s doing a heck of a job.” – Beelzebub

6). “His steadfast leadership really inspires troop morale.” -- Ali Baba (Recruitment Officer Al-Qaeda 2.0).

5). “I support him because he’s the president, even if he’s wrong.” – noted political observer Brittany Spears

4). “Message: I’m Proud. Beat Ozone Man. Swift boated Kerry. Vanquished Saddam. Read my lips: No more Axis-of-Evil. Spreading democracy, freedom, a thousand points of lights, and all that stuff throughout the Arab World. Now that’s what I call the vision thing. Kind of puts a lump in the throat don’t it? Makes you want to well up. But don’t cry for me Argentina.” -- Former President George H.W. Bush.

3). “I always knew I’d be vindicated someday.” – Andrew Johnson (recently slipped to the second spot in the worst presidents in U.S. history list).

2). “Woof. Woof. I just love the Bushes.” -- Barney (the president’s dog).

1). Sorry, but this joke slot remains empty at the present time because out of 350 million surveyed we could only find nine who still support President Bush.

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