The New Axis of Evil: Bush, Britney, and O.J.

Here’s a story you won’t hear from the mainstream media: following current events too closely may do grave injury to your mental health. O.J. is on the loose, kind of, out on bail on kidnapping charges, which will probably only increase the value his autographed memorabilia is fetching.

The Clintons are once again enveloped in a scandal involving an Asian con artist. It’s seem the Clinton’s political and financial fortunes are about as Kosher as the Pork Chop Suey you might buy from a street vendor in Chinatown. And just as you wouldn’t eat at a Chinese restaurant if you saw them preparing the food, so you wouldn’t vote for the Clintons is you saw where they got their money.

Meanwhile, Britney Spears is still getting behind the wheel, George Bush still has 16th months to go as the leader of the free world, and Dick Cheney wants to nuke Iran. And do you know the worst part of all this? The Mullahs in Tehran want the United States to attack their country to generate an anti-American backlash! Here is a message for the clerics in Iran: If you want to engender an anti-American backlash in among your people, then just invite O.J. and Brittany over for a visit. It will save the Bush administration a lot of cruise missiles and I’m sure Britney would look good in a veil.

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