Top Ten Reasons it Would be Great to Have Bill Clinton in the White House Again
10) With Bill and Hillary occupying the White House, the warmongering right-wing nut cases will be forced to focus on regime change here at home rather than abroad.
9) A reality-based series based on Bill’s everyday life – you could call it Sex in High Places -- sure would beat watching reruns of Sex in the City.
8) Bill will put Dick Cheney’s secure location to better use.
7) Bubba's exploits, as documented in a much anticipated follow-up to the Starr Report, will allow me to spend less money every month on online porn.
6) I’d like to see Hillary use expanded executive authority to order the use of coercive interrogation techniques on Bill when he’s caught in the Oval Office broom closet with another White House intern.
5) Eight more years in the White House will allow Bill to screw the Republicans for a long time.
4) Two terms with Bubba won’t bother me since I have a v-chip installed in my TV.
3) Bill has super duper secret plan to change the national anthem to "I Feel Good" by James Brown.
2) After eight years of George Jr., I don’t care about honor and dignity in the Oval Office, I just want someone who knows what they are doing!
1) Hey, if you are a political satirist wouldn’t you want to put Falstaff and Lady Macbeth back on the pedestal of power, if only to get a second chance at knocking them off their perch.
Monday, December 10, 2007
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