Top Ten Reasons Bush and Cheney are Pissed Off at Each Other.

10). Bush insisted Cheney go through metal detector just like everyone else before entering Oval Office, which jolted VP's pacemaker every time.

9). Bush refused to sign executive order rescinding the war-profiteering tax, which cost Cheney, big time.

8). Cheney resented being called Mini-Me, the pet nickname Bush used when referring to the VP in the presence of the military brass.

7). The VP was absolutely certain his incompetent boss would have a serious mountain biking accident in the first 100 days of the Bush administration, which would have paved the way for ten years of a right-wing dream team, Cheney/Rumsfeld. But Bush thwarted his Machiavellian #2 by using a heavily-padded Commander-in-Chief helmet and super-stealth training wheels.

6). Bush vetoed top-secret Cheney plot to use genetically-engineered anti-follicle agent aimed at de-bearding Islamic extremists.

5). Cheney felt snubbed when the president failed to award him combat ribbon following the sharpshooting VP's close-quarter engagement with a trial lawyer while duck hunting.

4). Cheney consistently refused to divulge the whereabouts of his secure location, even to the president, which freaked out the normally unflappable Bush.

3). One person stood between Dick Cheney and his goal of being Master of the Universe. And you don't think Cheney resented his boss?

2). Unbeknown to the media and the public, Bush insisted Cheney dress up as the Easter Bunny every year for the annual egg roll on the White House lawn. Apparently, it was Bush's way of ensuring his overweight and out of shape VP got enough exercise, but Cheney deeply resented hopping around in a hot furry suit for several hours while children laughed at the sight of him.

1). Bush refused every single invitation Cheney made to take him duck hunting.

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